Day 481 - The humanity of it all

Today like any other day off has been filled with Wonderful coffee dates with friends (I'm almost on date number three with one of my favourite ladies), the coffee levels are at a all time high and the amount of Energy coursing through my veins can be compared to that of an alcoholic hitting back to back open Bars events during Christmas season... I'm running on full and I'm about to crash, but i just can't stop because it tastes soooooo Goood!

So as I'm dropping off friend Number two to briefly meet friend number 3 before a meeting with my accountant (You say busy day, I say lets plan every minute and make it count! I am trying my best to re connect with my friends and sometimes its hard, so I just say to hell with it and jam pack a day hour to hour and breath in a wealth of life from all that is out there in the friendship world.. I love my friends and there stories and this form of jam packed "Catching up" further inspires me to live, love and laugh)

So as I was saying (breathe, too much coffee).. I was driving with my friend rocking out to the new tunes i had recently acquired on my IPOD when I offered up the choice for the guy to change it to some other artist. I should pre cursor this by telling you this is a very well mannered, kinds, soft spoken man.. so, He starts wheeling through the songs, unsure of his choice hoping to pick a good one and what comes blasting through the speakers Blood hound gangs "Balls Out".. haha The look on his face as the words came through the speakers was priceless.. It reminded me of several times in my life when a guy is trying to be suppppperr smooth, well and the result is less than smooth and more like out right... AWESOME.

I thought for a good laugh, an understanding that we are ALL only human, and we all have stupid shit happen to us on the regular, we could look back and reflect and enjoy the fact that no one is perfect.

This fun packed life rewind will start with a time that i was invited to fly out West to meet a guy i had been dating in secret.. (why date in secret you ask.. well that's a whole other blog post.. but to sum it up in one sentence, this guy was in the "TV" business and had to pretend to be in a relationship with his ex when really he lived in a loft on the other side of town.. that should of been sign number 1 that he was no good... secret relationships.. those days are DONE)... ok back on track. So here i am , in this beautiful city , infatuated with this lovely man.. He gets an idea to go for a wonderful stroll in a park near the ocean. I am basking in the sun , loving life, feeling blessed.. than all of a sudden he picks up pace and starts walking off the path.. He is forcing a smile , I can tell something is wrong, but not sure what. He keeps the convo going,walking briskly zig zagging all over the damn place.. i notice the beads of sweat forming on his face as he is bee lining it for the road.. That's when it hits him.. and me. As he bend over in agony , it was in that moment i realized, this poor man just shit his pants.... You know, its moments like this that I like to put myself in the other persons shoes. I tried my best to act like i didn't notice and played it as cool as possible.. Funny thing, didn't stop me from liking the guy, if anything made it that much more comfortable..

Another beauty would be the time I was in Vancouver with a lovely man that i had recently just started hanging out with, i was headed there to accompany him to a work function at night. We hadn't got to a point where we were super "intimate" and were staying in a hotel together. So things got a little heated as you can imagine in between the event and the evening festivities, This man, bless his heart tried to lean in to undo my Bra and BAM... head butted me so hard i almost passed out. Then the lump formed.. this HUGE, Egg right above my eyebrow. HAHAHA I'm bursting laughing just writing this. Can you imagine the horror on the mans face when my eye started to swell up and I'm laughing hysterically. Not to mention within the hour we are suppose to be out with his coworkers partying.. Frig!

My personal favourite would be recently on a trip where a man was trying to Whooo me... we are in passionate embrace, clothes are flying (boy I sound a bit like a hussy here.. I'm not.. honestly), we are both highly under the influence of far to many glasses of Vino,  this guy has his pants around his ankles *get your mind out of the gutter* and is leaning forward to kiss me, i notice he starts to sway slightly, I'm not sure if it was the wine, the fact his pants were like skinny jeans and were stuck around his legs or a combination of the both, but he proceeds to fall ass backwards with some serious force, lands on a table (breaks it), lamp goes flying and he is staring up at me in bewilderment and I am just in shock, and LAUGHING my friggen ass off. This is romance people.. these are the moments that make me realize at the best of times that it doesn't get any more Human than this. I have grown to love the perfect imperfections of people. If they didn't exist, if moments like this didn't happen, i think i would fear that its too perfect and too fake. I need moments like this to fall for a guy. I actually Require them..haha

Of course Men aren't the only culprits here. I have had my fair share of embarrassing moments in a relationship as do all of us. I would say that its how we come back from these moments that makes or breaks the situation, its also how we react to them that can matter most. I love to think back on stuff like this because it gives me a good laugh. Its always the moments where we think someone is so called "perfect" that life opens up opportunities like the above to show that "perfect" does not exist, only real does. One thing i know for sure, I Love real  : )

So, Feel free to comment on this post and SHARE your funny experiences if you would like. I would love to hear them, as I'm sure would the rest of my my blog readers.

Until next time....

Jenny